Thursday, April 17, 2014

Sometimes you're the hammer... 7/18/14 update

Sometimes you're the hammer sometimes you're just stupid

Had a trial I forgot about and as I went around asking 5 year old's their name then their mothers name ..I realized the kid on my far right was waving me off the question with tears welling up.
His mom died.
I had no idea. He's 2 years older (7) and I traumatized the kid for a few moments and

The kid is in.

He gets the pass because I gotta make it right. He had zero chance before as my trials are exercises in Tatemae.

He got

My original caramel shaved ice with choco balls and cream after class.  J.H. girls pictured but he got one today by a great twist of fate.

He coulda come on Halloween and been scared shitless and traumatized by an unintended assault on his comfort and peace.

Nah, he came during the Kakigori season   (Thank you God)

Sorry little man.


Still on my leave from this blog but since Facebook is just such crap I'm on my way back here to annoy you fuckers ;)

I walked away from this blog because I got nothing left to say. Loco is writing a book about teaching if you knew him a few years ago you'd get the irony. Trying to make money doing something (writing)   about when you made money and were doing nothing (admittedly mailing it in as a teacher) .


This...was not my best class. That's scary. I teach about 110-125 students by myself and they go on to National Universities  at a 80% rate and go to University at a 100% rate

I had no Idea what Chuo University was? She wants to study law.
They seem to churn out Supreme Court Justices over there.
She's gonna be financially stable to say the least

He was #1 and #'s 1-5 are all at Tohoku (2), Kyoto(2),Kyushu(1), National Uni's 

I got this mail and pic from the boy above.

I have had folks come on here and try to imply I shouldn't be a teacher because I yell at kids and parents and cut students who do not perform to the standard students before them have set. 
You folks don't get. 

You never did.

It's about results. 

Nothing...NOTHING else matters.

You take a kid from zero ability to a point where his English center and TOEIC are so high they have to just not fuck up on the rest...not hit a homerun...just not fuck up. 

There is always a "best". 
Somebody is #1

A person does ______ better than anyone else.

Sometimes they don't take credit for it and nobody notices.

I do...and you just did.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Mind = Blown (it's 1 minute of your life)


You shouldn't have stopped this one. Not THIS one. It takes exactly a minute to blow you. I thought it was an anti-lock brake ad. I was wrong. I have watched it 10 times. New Zealand? Wow....way to deliver a message.

Message received.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

While you were mailing it in...

Update: 12/23/13
Christmas Party in the books.
A picture tells a story.....something like that...

Friday, October 4, 2013

Loco in Yokohama (here's your fucking post...stop mailing me)

Right behind the left ear...tap tap.

Git the fuck off my lawn.
This is your promotional post so fucking enjoy.

You had a moment in time. I had a moment in time. 
Mine stomped a mudhole in your's ass and walked it fucking dry.

Am I a better writer than you? Dude....neither of us is a fucking writer.

I read the intro to the last book...the rape scene. I was speechless in a bad way. Your blog and particularly the comment sections...


Guy writes thought provoking blog posts. 
Goes on to write a book based on thought provoking posts and all the thoughts (comments) it provoked...and..
leaves the comments out???

Too fucking un-real to believe. Your writing was good and the comments the feedback were better. Your commenters are better writers than you. But some are as dumb as dirt like the guy who designed the first book cover. Insisting again and again that understanding the language helps you get along and avoid obstacles and enjoy an over all better quality of life here in Japan.

They speak no English and I speak no Japanese but we "click"..BANG. 

I don't think you were hesitating to fuckheads like Gakkuraman 
(The guy who wears school boy jackets)....that's what Gakkuraman means ...right?
 You are just like them and have been fighting yourself all this time. Embrace the loser in you and accept it. Your them. They are you. Stay on the sidelines and write about what you see and don't pretend you or your fucking psychophants  know anything more than your opinions. Go give a 5 star rating to a friends book you've never even read......truth hurts...breathe it in.

You are so outta touch you're writing a book about teaching. Teaching? You?
No shit.  You are probably the last fucking person who should write about teaching since you work for folks you hate and have never gotten out from under them. You are a fucking cautionary tale. A bad example.
 A guy who wrote a great blog ,got confused and thought he was a writer, then writes another book about a job he could take or leave (as you have said on here a few of the times you have piped in) You're not a teacher you're a fucking assistant. Don't insult folks like me who spend off time working on our on time.

I don't speak Japanese, these kids don't attend juku and they still routinely get the #1 spot in School and National evaluations. They got to Kyoto,Kyushu,Waseda,Tohoku,Todai and now Akita. I've been tooting the teaching horn for years and you never gave a you're writing a book? I wanna write "LOL" but that won't cut it.

  The monkey's not you  you fucking paranoid race're the stick. The monkey is everybody else trying to ...fuck...up. How many guest post/interview/shameless whoreings do you want from folks you only contact when you need em??



Say it to the beat of the drum
It works awesome. Kinda hypnotic.

 Remember that mail around the time of the first book?
 Kinda went like
  (I'm just using these folks so a brother can get out from under...this is the game I gotta play)
 I was thinking.....really? You throwing them under the bus to try and make me feel good? I run my School you work for other folks but you think I'm the fool apparently? If it suits a purpose to throw me under a bus I bet it happens fast. I can only imagine. I don't trust you for shit. I hope they read this. Despite Loco's apparent "Love" for ya'll he tosses the whole herd of you under a get a fucking ...interview?

That's a big moral move for a minor reward. You folks watch your back. And I hope a truck hits you fucking  head on while you got your head turned you buncha fuck heads. for a for a pound.

I don't see the penny??

Get to steppin' with yourself...git....git the fuck off my lawn bruh.

And I'm bouncin'....feel the breeze!!!!

Don't go away mad Loco...just....just go away.

A Parting gift..

(2:10 - 2:30 )

Saturday, September 14, 2013

The "Preparing to scare folks" Open post.

(Mr Bright Eyes is Back!!)

(What sensor lights do after they retire)

Hack a sensor :)

(1.5 meters? You fucking kidding?)

Scaring a kid to death while being a mere 4 to 5ft away is asking a bit having to build shit to hide behind. Nah, just extend the thing to 60ft and watch via PTZ camera on a smart phone and activate shit when you want to from where you want to. 

(Demonica takes a stand)

(Electrocuted Guy needs a chair)

Elegant, no?

Side must be open to accommodate left right sway and wrists need place to be fastened to make seeing the simulated electricity visible

God speed. 
Honestly, I didn't notice his prisoner # until the 20th time I looked at him..Devil's in the details ;)

Saturday, September 7, 2013